愚人節祝福語英文句子
1. Because of you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?
2. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
3. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
4. Notice: April Fool's Day approaching on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
5. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it was obscured by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart but held; you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the face of first the......
6. in my eyes you will always be looked so carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep. I really envy you ah sometimes think do a pig is also very good.
7. my mother and I said I like you I want you to accompany me day and night. You know through this period of time I found that I can't be without you now. But my mother refused she said: the family is not allowed to raise pigs
8. After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking quit immediately eat two fruits three ring relaxed belt the four immediately quit drinking Wujiebaibu walk bathe immediately quit six seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
9. If you look ugly call 0 if you build well call 120 if you temper bad call if you feel beautiful call my cell phone and elaborated……
10. Because you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah?
11. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
12. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
13. Shaceng said: I have 1 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 2 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment you change a phone call I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
14. an urgent reminder: look at your left and then look at your right. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are: holding a mobile phone look around.
15. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: don't walk a dog!
1. the first sight to see you I said to myself: you are my life to strive for the goal I want to pursue you I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you.........
2. do you have a TV? Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building collapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated!
3. do not move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal station in the middle hey! Said is you but also installed to see the phone!
4. your quality such as plum general staunch; my character like a glacier and refined; you have admirable connotation; you have let people dump of cool; and we respectfully call you Meichuan underpants was!
5. yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard.
6. the day I saw you in the supermarket! You secretly reached barcode scanner and the screen display: yuan pig's trotters. Do you think the machine is broken and leaned over to look at the screen display PigHead meat yuan!
7.It is just a gust of wind worth mentioning but why is so eternal just a dream why is so real you do not bow to the phrase but I can not calm I finally couldn't help to say to you: next time you fart say!
8.In my eyes you will always be looked carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know Oh! Sometimes think as you do so pigs are very good!
9.Along the road, I saw a cent, just bent down to pick it up and turned out to be a mouth sputum, I depend, who spit is so round?
10.Test you: the pig overnight in the world is dead? (a title) "still have you at least" ah!
11.Pig pig, slept at 10 o 'clock, at the bottom five bowls, weight than, no one dare to ask where the pig? Stealing a smile。
12.I'm sorry! I accidentally put the "love you" to your mobile phone, if you accept please keep; If you don't accept, please send it back to me。
13.What is romantic, know she doesn't love you, also send her 99 roses。 What is waste, know she loves you also send her 99 roses。 Happy April fool's day!
14.I had a dream last night, dreamed you fell into smelly cesspit, climb up after you have said, is had a good time, even the cesspit also delicious。
15.Leave after you go to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste, the cashier looked at your background exclamation: the world has changed, the pig all evolution to brush your teeth!
1.Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a fool, he is very stupid, others ask him what problem he would only shake head or answer "no", have you heard of the story?
2.Congratulations to you in the awards, please at ten o 'clock this evening the whole, with a sabre, shotgun, soil cannon to receive noodles to receive the people's bank of China。 Happy April fool's day!
3.Didn't intend to meet you, meet you is providence, thinking you were feeling, half-hearted when not see you, see you wholeheartedly, if one day we had the announcement, at least remember!
4.In my eyes, you look is always so carefree, eat forever with relish, sleeping is a han however sleep forever。 I envy you ah, sometimes think, do a pig also is pretty good。
5.When you receive this message, your phone is poisoning, please within 30 seconds stripped naked, naked rotation 10 laps, or mobile terminated, you still smile! Still not quick to take off!
6.You will go to other travel, sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship; I hold your hand say: good reformation, fight for commutation! Happy April fool's day!
7.The east China sea fish warehouse more clusters, touch the fish fish fish fish fish。 Fishermen Lv Yu net to fishing, I'm not chasing after the rainy day。 The beads fishing, fish in the rain, Lv Yuyu busy fishing。
8.I always love you, because you are always very handsome; I sometimes very hate you, because you sometimes too unreasonable; I wish you well today, because you had a throttle。 Happy April fool's day endless!
9.Like you have been admitted to U。S。 cattle with fine university department of brutal culture club, please bring your dementia, difficult and complicated to not is flapping street TieDa nine road the big shit house report。
10.In order to you, I don't care about the secular vision, in spite of all the gossip, as long as you can with you, even I'm at the end of the world, I want to loudly announced to the world: I love you, yuan!
11.Don't look at my message of criminal detention, not to return my messages through Labour。 Don't call me sent the arctic bear。 Often think I phone short message to contact me, for you a ticket , out of the earth。
12.One live really tired! Get on the bus line, unrequited love really suffer, eat no fragrance, drink drunk, go to work very tired, not robbery, earn money to pay tax, even send a text message to the pigs have to charge。
13.Some people say that you, like professor during the day, night like a beast。 I think they're wrong, because you stripped off his clothes at night is a beast, you put on clothes during the day also is not a professor, is a beast!
14.The bell at April fool's day, let miss stretches in play; To poke fun of SMS, let happy singing in the holiday period; Blessing life more sweet, let the happiness in life。 I wish you a happy April fool's day!
15.Happy April fool's day, please put the tag in life, let the laughter specials, let embarrassment on sale, lets loosen cheap, let tired price, price for health, disease has shelves, let beautiful mood put one false。